It’s the dreaded DISCOMBOBULATOR! Heads feel like they’re going to explode! The radar is knocked out! One falls to the ground and loses one’s cookies – or worse! It is said that it was the “discombobulator” – a super-duper, top-secret, high-tech, twenty-first century, gee-whiz device – that was used recently in Venezuela. All were thrown into disarray and easily overcome. Is this truly a new super weapon? Well…maybe…or maybe not. Some know certain names political today, the mention of which, seemingly have the same effect! I remember hearing, some time ago, about something similar happening in Cuba. Embassy personnel became sick and nauseous. It was thought that it was the Chinese perhaps? And if not, then
most definitely the Russians! It is still an unsolved mystery to this day. I wonder if it was a test and trial run of the most definitely disorienting discombobulator? The world may never know. One thing that we do know is that discombobulation has been around for a long time. It started in the very beginning when Adam and Eve became very confused over a little piece of fruit and it continues right up into our own day with some wild winter weather leaving about ten to twelve inches of discombobulation…with maybe even some more this weekend! Did you know that even Catholic Schools (which we celebrated this past cold and snowy week) can cause discombobulation? Trust me, I know! And it isn’t – as in my case – just math! Just what the
heck is an “imaginary” number? I know that it is definitely not that number which is the cost to heat one’s home or rectory! But sometimes, in the midst of befuddlement and confusion…clarity and insight emerge. This is what Catholic Schools and our own Saint Aloysius Parish School fundamentally offer, because of Who they offer. Faith can be so confusing at first, but in time, a great clarity emerges. And that clarity has a Name! It is Jesus, Himself, Who is the Master Discombobulator! He is the super-duper, secret weapon of all
centuries, including our own. His Words come at us like some high-energy, super-weapon laser beam. They can, for a time, blind us, confuse us, frustrate us, and even make us feel sick! Just how can folks that are poor in spirit, mourning, or meek ever possibly be blessed? And persecution doesn’t sound like such a nice thing to me! I’m confused, befuddled, and discombobulated! The Lord’s laser certainly struck the chief priests, scribes, and Pharisees, didn’t it? Talk about a disconcerting discombobulation! This divine discombobulation would lead to what we know as the Sacred Triduum – or Three Great Days. The Three Great Days of our Faith are the ultimate time of discombobulation. From suffering to death and from death to new life eternal in a Resurrection that can only be described as… you know…discombobulating! However, to those with Faith, a great clarity arises, while confusion, with all its accompanying anxieties and fears, is put to death for good! And it is then – and only then – that the tremendous and the most Sacred Mystery of the Great Discombobulator is finally and for all time, solved!
Peace!
Fr. Wilson